Subway Man and the Divorce

Since I've started working at the daycare I've been eating Subway a lot. I used to go there a little too much when I was in school and the man that works there knew what I ordered. Well, I hadn't been there since then and I just recently started going back. The first time I went back the little man remembered what I ordered back then! He asked me about Lambuth and how my kids were. (For some reason this guy thinks I have a kid even though I have told him a million times I don't) Everytime I go in there he asks me how my kid is. Sometimes it's a girl and sometimes a boy. I've started ordering different things than I used to and it's been throwing him off. He used to not even ask me what I wanted, he would just start making it. Today I ordered three cookies for some people at work and he was shocked. He said "Oh my, Subway diet no work for you with three cookies! You get fat! You very pretty but no with three cookies!" It was pretty funny. There are some pretty funny quotes from him I was going to put on here but now that I'm writing this I can't remember them. Oh well. I know you're all disappointed.

Lindsay and I got divorced over the weekend. She moved out of the crazy house and into a nice quiet apartment. I'm sure she's a lot happier now. It's only been a day here by myself but it's pretty weird. My rooms really empty and I sleep in a cage now. Lindsay left the bunk beds but took her mattress so I just have springs over my head. Kobie was really concerned about her last night. He came back from his dads house and asked where Ms. Win was. I told him she moved out and here's our conversation after that...
K-Yep,she's movin to Africa. Someone's gonna steal her house and she won't have no place to live!
C- She won't have her house while she's in Africa, someone else will live there.
K-But she ain't gonna have no place to live in Africa! There ain't no houses there!
C- Yes there are.
K-Nope and there ain't no food either. She's gonna die!!
C-I promise she will have a place to live and food to eat.
K- They have food there?! Do they have hot dogs?
C- No.
K-I'm never goin there.

Kobie and Poop

If you've read Lindsay's blog lately, you probably know Kobie has got a few poop issues. Well, the other day Lindsay and I were hanging out with Kobie in his room and we (well, I) got a big wiff of poop. We figured it had to be Kobie since Kaylee wasn't in there so we asked him if he had pooped in his pull up. He went to the bathroom to check and found a little poop on his bottom. He wiped and wiped but couldn't seem to get it of his bottom so Lindsay and I went in to help. We didn't want to do it for him so we were directing him where to wipe. We told him to wipe under his butt cheeks but he swore he didn't have any of those. He wiped for a long time and was still having a hard time getting it all. The more we wiped the more poop he found. After watching Kobie wipe his butt for several minutes, I left to go do something. When I came back Kobie was still wiping and Lindsay was wiping her butt too, trying to show Kobie where the poop was. It was hilarious.Hopefully the next story I write won't be about poop. I'm sure you're all a little tired of Kobie and poop. I know I am.