Since I've started working at the daycare I've been eating Subway a lot. I used to go there a little too much when I was in school and the man that works there knew what I ordered. Well, I hadn't been there since then and I just recently started going back. The first time I went back the little man remembered what I ordered back then! He asked me about Lambuth and how my kids were. (For some reason this guy thinks I have a kid even though I have told him a million times I don't) Everytime I go in there he asks me how my kid is. Sometimes it's a girl and sometimes a boy. I've started ordering different things than I used to and it's been throwing him off. He used to not even ask me what I wanted, he would just start making it. Today I ordered three cookies for some people at work and he was shocked. He said "Oh my, Subway diet no work for you with three cookies! You get fat! You very pretty but no with three cookies!" It was pretty funny. There are some pretty funny quotes from him I was going to put on here but now that I'm writing this I can't remember them. Oh well. I know you're all disappointed.
Lindsay and I got divorced over the weekend. She moved out of the crazy house and into a nice quiet apartment. I'm sure she's a lot happier now. It's only been a day here by myself but it's pretty weird. My rooms really empty and I sleep in a cage now. Lindsay left the bunk beds but took her mattress so I just have springs over my head. Kobie was really concerned about her last night. He came back from his dads house and asked where Ms. Win was. I told him she moved out and here's our conversation after that...
K-Yep,she's movin to Africa. Someone's gonna steal her house and she won't have no place to live!
C- She won't have her house while she's in Africa, someone else will live there.
K-But she ain't gonna have no place to live in Africa! There ain't no houses there!
C- Yes there are.
K-Nope and there ain't no food either. She's gonna die!!
C-I promise she will have a place to live and food to eat.
K- They have food there?! Do they have hot dogs?
C- No.
K-I'm never goin there.
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Wow, that's the funniest thing! I hope this divorce doesn't stop us from being friends. I miss you and hopefully I'll see you really soon.
OH MY GOSH!! I died laughing, and everyone in the room asked me if something was funny... i tried to explain the story, but I don't think they thought it was as funny as me :) Yall's life with those kids is hilarious!! love you
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